Bernard's Broadcast

If George Bernard Shaw had lived today, he would be extremely lucky!
After all he could launch a tv programme and call it "Shaw's Show"!

Obscure morbid comparisons

It's like you've died and gone:
-to Heaven
-to Hell
-to Russia
-to Oxford
-to court
-bad
-shopping
-to a 'Grateful Dead' concert
-to the privy